Making little songs from words you gave me

Song 1: Pizza

You come to my pizza shop
Asking for a salad
Do I look stupid to you
Get out of my pizza shop

Song 2: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanaconiosis

Song 3: Airport

I’m here at the airport
With my airport friends
I will do airport dances
I will do airport trends
I’ll eat the salty peanuts
I’ll eat them so good
I’ll spread salty peanuts
Against people who are allergic to peanuts
And I’ll kill them all
What’s that, TSA?
Peanuts were your downfall

Song 4: Vasectomy

Cut it all off
Put it in a jar
Stick it in the fridge
Vasectomy time

Song 5: Redemption

K.O

Song 6: Ysaye

Ysaye
Ysaye
Ysaye

Song 7: Paranoid

Did I forget to turn the stove off?

Song 8: Chaos

*random piano notes play*

Song 9: Magnificent

I’m in Hеaven!
Hey
Hey, yеah
Ee oo ee oo ee oo
Oobie oobie oobie

Song 10: Gravel

I’m rollerblading down my street
What do I see before me but
A perfect little place to skin my knee, it’s some gravel
[𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐞]
𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥
Gravel
𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥

Song 11: Amphibians

C’mon Joel
I said I’m a frog
𝐇𝐞’𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐠
And I’m looking for my lily pad
𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐝

Song 12: Existence

*unintelligible screaming*

Song 13: selfish

Gimme that
That was me being selfish

Song 14: EXTREME!!!!!!!

My daddy kicked my dog
In the face
Because my dog
Said, “Hey, you look a little fat”
I thought that was extreme
So extreme, yeah
Extreme
𝐑𝐮𝐟𝐟

Song 15: Asparagus

What’s a little vegetable shaped like a tree
It’s tall and slender; kinda green
It burns when you pee
It stinks when you pee
It’s asparagus
𝐑𝐮𝐟𝐟

Song 16: Meep

𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐩
𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐩