Make ’Em Laugh

[WILL]
Though the world is so full of a number things, I'm sure we should all be as happy as... But are we? No. Definitely no, positively no, decidedly no. Uh uh. Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all! And in the words of that immortal god, Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead to the guillotine:

Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
Ha ha!
My dad said, "Be an actor, my son
But be a comical one!"

They'll be standin' in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines
Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite
And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat
Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at your feet
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh!

Make 'em... make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
My grandpa said, "Go out and tell 'em a joke
But give it plenty of hoke!"

Make 'em roar, make 'em scream
Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam
You start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace
You wiggle till they're gigglin' all over the place
And then you get a great big custard pie in the face
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh!

Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Ah ha ha ha ha ha...
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Make 'em laugh, ha ha!
Make 'em laugh, ha ha!
Make 'em laugh, ha ha ha!
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh!