Make a Choice

The age-old question
Passed down from generation to generation
Will be answered tonight

Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android? Or is it iPhone?
Is it Android or motherfuckin' iPhone?
Is it Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android or motherfuckin' it iPhone?

Yo, pop that pussy if you Android
Yo, pop that ass if you iPhone
I said pop that pussy if you Android
Ayo, pop that ass if you iPhone
Yo, pop that pussy if you Android
And pop that ass if you iPhone
Yo, pop that pussy if you Android
And pop that ass if you iPhone, uh

You're in the Verizon store
It's finally your time to upgrade
You spent the last six months on every fucking website
9to5Mac, MacRumors, Android Police, Android Authority
And still, you can't make up your mind
But the time is now and you have to make a decision

Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android? Or is it iPhone?
Is it motherfuckin Android or' iPhone?
Ayo, pop that pussy if you Android
Ayo, pop that ass if you iPhone
I said pop that pussy if you Android
Ayo, pop that ass if you iPhone, ayo—

It doesn't matter, okay?
That's the answer
It, it—it just doesn't matter anymore, okay?
Mobile technology has increased to a degree
Where it—regardless of the platform you choose
The functionality is the gonna be virtually identical, okay?
So just...stop spending so much time
Thinking about something that's so unimportant
And just buy the fuckin' phone, alright?
And you know what's gonna happen when you do?
You're gonna have a beautiful phone in your hand
And when all that noise is gone from your head
You're gonna a have a little bit of this
Three, two, one—up, I said uh—

[Break]

Android is better than iPhone, though