Killer Caller

[Cheese Whiz]
Oh-ho, welcome back to 92.3 The Poop!
I'm your host Cheese Whiz, and back here ready to go on one of our very favorite segments now
Whoa, it's time to take a caller!
Alright, Caller #1, welcome to 92.3
What's goin' on?

[Killer Caller]
Hello

[Cheese Whiz]
Oh, excuse me, hello Mr. Serious
What's goin' on with you, whatcha doin'?

[Killer Caller]
I can see you

[Cheese Whiz]
I bet you can, I bet y—hey, what am I doin' right now?

[Killer Caller]
You're giving me the middle finger

[Cheese Whiz]
...Ahem, oh we—you're—certainly are a good guesser, aren't ya?

[Killer Caller]
I'm standing 150 feet outside your studio window
I have a Barrett 98B bolt action rifle
Loaded with ten rounds, I will only need one round to kill you

[Cheese Whiz]
Alright, well—Phil, w—Phil's our segment producer—is that you? What kinda funny business are you up to over here?

[Killer Caller]
In five minutes you'll be dead

[Cheese Whiz]
Okay, alright, oh, whoospie
Thanks for calling, caller, we're gonna move up to the next—

[Killer Caller]
If you hang up the phone, I will shoot you in the head
[Cheese Whiz]
Okay, alright
Totally won't hang up the phone then, killer caller, okay
C-call the police, call the—

[Killer Caller]
If you call the police, I will murder you

[Cheese Whiz]
Okay
Well, you know what then? Why don't you—why don't you just shoot me in the head there, caller? Mr. Big Shot, what a—*thud*