Magic Johnson

[Intro]
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[Verse]
I put my balls in your bitch hole like Magic Johnson
My dick wizardly call it my Magic Johnson
I play magic the gathering call me Magic Johnson
Invite me to an EDH game I'll play my Niv-Mizzet wheels build
I'll win with war jace or labman cause I self-milled
I keep it wavy all the time like I'm a tilde
I keep it wavy all the time like I'm Max B
I go to the toilet every day I don't lack pee
Catch me with your girlfriend going to power station
Don't pull up to me unless you want an altercation
Your dad's always late, he keeps a bastard waiting
Go home and cry while you're masturbating
I went to mow's bar and ordered a pale Pilsen
Going to the bathroom, call that a gay pissing
Pull up in Alaska wearing somе grey mittens
My car broke down, it needs a day's fixing
I pullеd up at the club in an orange Subaru
I walk up to the pole and ask what that booty do
That bitch booty shaking like she using hula hoops
I use Ableton while some of y'all use fruity loops
I'm posted like Larry the lobster at goo lagoon
Your bitch lookin' like the female Squidward
I don't give a fuck I still went up and kissed her
And she kissed back, I won't say that I missed her
I made that bitch miss me but I missed her calls
She went to my place and sucked on my dick and balls
I don't have time for you cunts I take business calls
I pull up to Rockwell in September, them christmas malls
I be moneymaking while you're taking auto loans
And you got her number but you're afraid to call her phone
Watch out cause I'm gonna swoop in and take her home
Throw her on my bed and I'm gonna make her moan