Lara Croft

[Intro]
PK Shellboy, makes some noise! Ahhaha!
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This is a certified hood classic
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[Verse]
I go to csb - college of saint bars
Catch me in poblacion at the gay bars
I'm driving a hatchback, I'm driving gay cars
Watching liberal twitter drama call them gay wars
Watching kids on twitter argue call that a minor scuffle
I'm at the hotel peninsula eating chocolate truffles
I'm with your bitch in club penguin walking puffles
Then I logged off and ate some lays brand ruffles
I'm fast like sonic, my dick hard like Knuckles
I'm fucking your bitch while she's cosplaying as Tails
Illegal fishers looking for my dick cause it's big as a whale
I'm with a vegetarian bitch and we eating kale
Pull up and I wear so much rick that they're mortified
My dick like lactum 6 plus it's fortified
I'm sucking on mommy milkers she's 45
Then I pull up to your house with a 45
I'mma make your whole shit go south like tawi-tawi
Put your face to the pavement like wowee zowee
I'mma stretch your balls out make you go owie owie
Then I'm gonna hit it with a spiked bat like blaow
I'mma fuck your momma even tho she look like a cow
My flow universal, call me the Tao
I'm the commie rap chairman call me Mao
Roar like a lion in Japanese gao gao

Call me a lion the way that I'm saber
I'm asthmatic so I run out of breath like Darth Vader
My justice supreme like I'm Ruth Bader
Your shit small town like the Michigan town decatur
Call me Lara Croft I'm the rap game Tomb Raider
Call me Lara Croft cause I got polygonal boobies
Watching my life it's like you're watching R-18 movies
I'm fucking real bitches while you're jacking off to 2D
My real life like anime my power level too high
You're smoked up in the corner greened out yeah you're too high
Hold you off the roof of a building yeah that's too high
Call me MBDTF era Kanye West I'm too high
Call me my dick the way I'm really big
Yeah, I'm really really big
I take the rap game quick like a blitzkrieg
I'm a genius like Isaac Newton you're like a fig
Call me a fig newton cause my bars are sweet
Your bitch got my Spotify discog on repeat
I'm getting money, your broke ass is a neet
I'm sucking toes while you're afraid to massage your bitch's feet
I'm fucking bitches you tryna pick up girls at Cubao X
I went to Cubao X picked up a cute boy we had Cubao sex
Walked from megamall to Cubao X call that a Cubao trek
You broke up with your indie girl now I'm fucking your Cubao ex