Maggie

I like my women imported and baby, I like you
I want your ex deported so I can freely make out with you because I like you
And I’d do anything to make you come to my house and stay until the late afternoon

And I like your British accent
Your dreadlocks and the fact that you rarely wear shoes
And I really like the way you like me and the language that you use cause I like you
And I’d do anything to spread your legs are really long hence why I wrote this shitty song

And I like you so much that I’m starting to say your name in my sleep
And I like you enough to invite you to my house every other week
To boldly go where many men have gone before you
Came about and turned my underwear inside out

I cut a piano in half but I still couldn’t find you the music
And I cut that bitch in half but I still couldn’t find you the beauty
And I burned those forests that we’d never see and that same to those books that we’d never read
Still you saw the best in me

And I went to Blackburn and back but I still couldn’t find our purpose
And I collected you Pokémon cards without realizing that they were worthless
And I severed ties that would never meet and that same to those bridges that we’d never need
Still you saw the best in me, Maggie
Yeah you saw the best in me Maggie

Because I’m in awe of you, and I’d do anything to make you my future wife, the spark to my light and the breath to my life