Macaroni Necklace

You are a full blown pasta bake
And I am a macaroni necklace
You're good anytime
And you're warm inside
And I'd look pretty around your neck

Dangling, covered in glitter
Bring out the shine of your hair
Endearing at first
But nothing is worse than
Getting that shit everywhere

And I wouldn't lie to you
I got all that stuff pretty cheap
But when you're hung over
When you're tired
At least you'd have something to eat

You are a high speed car chase
And I am just two beers deep
Getting pulled in to a DUI checkpoint
When I just wanna go to sleep

You are a high class street sweeper
And I'm just a dog on the road
And I wish you'd go soft
But you're just doing your job
Besides, I could use the ride home

And if you haven't killed me
By the time the night is through
We'll talk in my kitchen
To cover our tinnitus blues
And if we finally run out
Of poison to mush up our brains
My local's open
24/7
And they practically give it away