M Is For...

[Intro]
This is sort of, sort of for Mother's Day, sort of
I don't usually do parodies, but this one seemed to write itself

M is for the misery you gave me
O is for your overbearing ways
T is for your trying to enslave me
H is for those hellish nights and days
E for evil, that's your definition
R is cause you're rotten to the core
F is for your fiendish disposition
U means that you're ugly and there's more
C and K and I and N and B
And A-S-T and also A-R-D
Put them all together, they spell MOTHERFUCKIN' BASTARD
And that is what you mean to me

[Outro]
Well, it is short, I will tell you that, it is short, it is short
I don't know what we're going to do about radio on that one
Don't еxpect too many plays on that