It Isn’t Even Christmas

It isn't even Christmas
But there goes that stupid song
It's jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all day long
It isn't even Christmas
There certainly ain't no snow
But here comes Santa on his sleigh
With a stupid ho-ho-ho
Why can't they wait 'til the date
Or at most a month before
Before mommy's kissing Santa Claus
In every stupid store?
They're already playing Rudolph
And his stupid shiny nose
Why can't they wait 'til Christmas?
There's nothing wrong with Christmas
I really do like Christmas
But a Christmas song in August just blows

It isn't even Christmas
But look out, here they come
With hark the stupid angels
And that dumb da-rum-a-dum-dum
It isn't even Christmas
And they're playing Deck the Halls
Well, they're the ones i wanna deck
They've really got some balls

Why can't those loons hold those tunes
'Til Christmastime is near?
O Christmas tree, October 3
Is a big pain in the rear

They don't care about peace and goodwill
They just wanna make big bucks
One time as I remember
They started in November
Then October, then September
But a Christmas song in August really sucks