Lyrical Strong Guy - Mic Drop Monday No.9

[Verse 1: MC Hammersmith]
Yo, it's MC Hammersmith lyrical strong guy
Messing with the wrong guy
'Cos you know I'm on my
Rap god shit, literally incredible
Type a bitch to turn a vicar sceptical
I'm a sexual athlete, in his prime
Because I always finish making love in record time
And if you don't believe me stop, decease
Because I've gandered more flaps than a flock of geese
And if a rapper try to battle me it's actual calamity
I caber toss a motherfucker, flip their whole anatomy
Uh, said your style very weak, insipid
Gun so big both hands can't grip it
So I'mma chokе a rapper 'til they're bluе in the face
Then I take your Nan to ASDA wearing beautiful lace
That's me, not her, I'm in the undergarment
And I'm opening her wider than the glove compartment
No wedding, when I take her down the aisle it's seven
Up against a salad, a juice and a lemon
Banned from every supermarket in my area
Spit so sick I give mosquitos malaria
Rappers taking L's in the literary lottery
Thinking they're legendary but they're lacking lexicography
Microphone contortion, ripping out your organ
Petra-fly a man like Jordan(uh)
My shows are well-attended your's get rejected
Think you rock the mic but you barely sediment it
Uh, I'mma stay strong never put the brakes on
I be selling merch and your dad sells Avon
Dots on these squares and I'm not talking dice
Kill a whack rapper then I have to kill 'em twice
Then I kill 'em for a third time definitely deceased
Then I kill 'em once again 'cos I'm a motherfucking beast