Electroswing - Mic Drop Monday No.8

[Verse 1: MC Hammersmith]
I'm in the mood so get this clear
We about to rap it backbeat to yesteryear
Retro with the rhythm that I orchestrate and bring
Push the kid you know he'll come back like a swing
Woah I be so raw it's true
I am the shit and all of you
Tossers are behind me when I'm busting off the dome
I'm a shiny sax and you're a rusty trombone
Rappers talking jazz no discussion
I'mma shuffle MCs like percussion
Spreading all my confidence like butter on a crumpet
Said I got the brass and you just can't trump-it
Rappers never wanna bе a gentleman, or a Good-
Man like Bеnny or a Duke like Ellington, so
I'mma fuse a bit of EDM with it
'Cos I'm known to kill a motherfucker every damn minute
Yeah if you battle me you know that I'll be cutting
Dissing me you'll only get in a flapper-bout nothing
A view to kill whenever I be spitting on the joint
I'mma snipe another from my vintage point
Lyrically and literally I'm pulling out the mags
Now it's time to turntable, rappers to rags
Gun that's in my hand is like the music I espouse
'Cos I clap the 4/4 when I run up in your house
Uh I'mma make you an example
And you know your girl loves this horn-y sample
Get your crew distressed if they fake in session
Said I'll give your Big Band a Great Depression
Rappers talkin' crap when they steppin' in the ring
Thinkin' they can swing but it don't mean a thing
Litewral shit when they rap and recite
Ella Fitzgerald: they scat on the mic