Lyrical Arsehole

[Chorus]
The Lyrical Arsehole
He's just a big mouth that's dumb
He's rap music's outcast
I'll only buy his album once
The Lyrical Arsehole
He's just a dodgy actor
I'm a wanker
I didn't know Warrick Capper was an aussie rapper

[verse 1]

Compared to the rest of you I'm Rakim

I'm like Jason Akermanis of the music business

Your picture will be in the where are they now section next to Quromystix

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]

Call you Steve Irwin , you career's dead in the water kid

Hyjak took out a lost and found classified ad pleaing for his rhyme back

You work as gay phone sex workers Alan Jones said so

I'll rap into thе mic on Brad Strut 's tatoo if I had too

I don't like drugs, I never gеt served like drunk black fellas in night clubs
I don't smoke weed no more, I still write a verse bent
Ironically your so dumb you don't no what lamen's terms meant

Like a black dude, covered in tatoos

[verse 3]

I'm coming at cunts crazy like Steady Eddie fuckin

I feel asleep in the back row

I'm the sickest rapper since Chopper Read rapping with MC?

I get open like spare spaces at Weapon X's live shows

[verse 4]

You've got nothing on me like Resin Dogs greatest hits joint

At that J-West fag but he won't speak back

Never signed to Sony

My lyrics belong in the library, not the music store