Lying on the Grass

[Verse 1]
I wish that I could kiss your ass
The pants you wore
I wish that you were more than a brother to me
The moss, the ferns, the cedar trees

[Chorus]
Like a raven and a crow
Fighting over a pinecone
Lying on the grass
I wish that I could kiss your ass

[Verse 2]
I wish that I could kiss your ass
The pants you wore
I wish that you were more than a dummy to me
Stitching, stuffing, plastic feet

[Chorus]
Like a raven and a crow
Fighting over a pine cone
Lying on the grass
I wish that I could kiss your ass

[Verse 3]
I wish that I was styrofoam
The packing pellets sent from home
I wish a boulder on a hill
Would crush the bell inside your bill

[Verse 4]
I wish someone would send a bomb
To every advertising executive's home
I know there's a lot in New York and L.A
The bombs would go off on Christmas Day

[Chorus]
Like a raven and a crow
Fighting over a pine cone
Lying on the grass
I wish that I could kiss your ass

[Outro]
Lying on the grass
I wish that I could kiss your ass