Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (Live In Denver)

[Spoken]
Ok, your high altitude is killing me, folks
Alright, so, um
This next song we, um, shot the video for this maybe a month ago
And it should be out in September, yeah
It is on the album but we decided to change a bit just for you guys
So here we go

[Intro]
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah!

[Verse 1]
Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking
As you're sliding off your dress?
Then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As your fingers touch
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie, you had me
Girl, I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me

[Pre-Chorus]
(Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster!)

[Chorus]
So, testosterone boys and harlequin girls:
Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?
Testosterone boys and harlequin girls:
Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?

[Bridge]
So, I guess we're back to us
Oh, cameraman, swing the focus!
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off?
(Pick up, pick up)

[Verse 2]
Oh, now I do recall
We were just getting to the part
Where the shock sets in
And the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick
I hope you didn't expect to get all of the attention
Now, let's not get selfish
Did you really think I'd let you kill this chorus?

[Pre-Chorus]
(Let's get these teen hearts beating!)

[Chorus]
So, testosterone boys and harlequin girls:
Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?
Testosterone boys and harlequin girls:
Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?

[Post-Chorus]
Dance to this beat, dance to this beat
Dance to this beat
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster and faster!
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster!

[Verse 3]
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie, you had me
Girl, I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
Oh, no, no, you know it will always just be me

[Pre-Chorus]
(Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster!)

[Chorus]
So, testosterone boys and harlequin girls:
Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?
Testosterone boys and harlequin girls:
Will you dance to this beat and hold?

[Post-Chorus]
Testosterone boys and harlequin girls:
(Dance to this beat)
Testosterone boys and harlequin girls:
(Dance to this beat)
(And hold a lover close)

[Outro]
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster

["Intermission" Outro]