Love My Little Squiddy

Once I was known for slingin' bean pies
I needed a way to offset my muslim ties
And the body of Christ was makin’ me feel like a cannibal
Though when he's leavened, he's often times delectable

I was lost in a scary ass world and I couldn’t find my way
I thought that Judaism was based on what Judy Blume said
But thanks to you, O Great One, I can finally sleep at night
And I can't wait for you to get thawed from your block of ice

Yes, I love my little Squiddy, though you're not little at all
And even though you're frozen, I can still hear your call
You took on the Megalodon just to save my wicked soul
Squiddy, Squiddy, Squiddy, rock and roll

I was a Mormon for awhile just to get my own star
I was a Rugratian with all due praise to Reptar
The necronomicon made for one sleepless night
But lately, Squiddy's been making me feel all right

I love my little Squiddy, though you're not little at all
And even though you're frozen, I can still hear your call
You took on the Megalodon just to save my wicked soul
Squiddy, Squiddy, Squiddy, rock and roll

It don't matter how he tastes, because he just wants your praise
And if you don’t give it then you’ll soon be shiverin' all through meetin’ your icy fate
You must repent before the four horsesquids of the apocalypse
Spin their plankton covered webs all over your sins

I love my little Squiddy, though you're not little at all
And even though you're frozen, I can still hear your call
You took on the Megalodon just to save my wicked soul
Squiddy, Squiddy, Squiddy, rock and roll
Squiddy, Squiddy, Squiddy, rock and roll
Squiddy, Squiddy, Squiddy, rock and roll