Epilogue: Brian, Jenny & The Mayans

[Intro]
(Two, three, four, five, six)

[Verse 1]
Brian says he's gonna go home early
Jenny says she’s never gonna quit
They're flippin' burgers at the same place
And often sharin’ the same bed
Jenny lived inside the stucco suburbs
Brian lived inside a trailer park
They both came from the same side of the tracks
But now Jenny is a lawyer

[Chorus]
We could all do better than we're doing right now
We're just doing all the right things wrong
Let's stop dumbing things down because people are dumb
And say the Mayan calendar is running out

[Verse 2]
Brian buys his plywood at Home Depot
Jenny hires contractors now
He prefers his Xbox to Jenny's chardonnay
And also does peyote when he can
Jenny takes vacations to the mountains
Brian walks up to the library
To use free internet to IM Jenny
Who gets her texts beamed right into her head

[Solo]
Whoo!

[Verse 3]
Now they're both freaking out about the weather
They're acting like the world's about to end
But if it did, all the payments they sent in
For their car and phone were totally wasted
They’ve probably got a couple of good years left
But you probably shouldn’t take that from me
'Cause I don’t really care how it all works out
The jig was up after the fur traders and priests

[Chorus]
We could all do better than we're doing right now
We're just doing all the right things wrong
Let's stop dumbin’ things down because people are dumb
And say the Mayan calendar is running out
We could all do better than we're doing right now
We're just doing all the right things wrong
Let's stop dumbin' things down because people are dumb
And say the Mayan calendar is running out