Love Affair

You're my little curry puff
I'm your vindaloo man
I want to take where the samosas run wild
And lay you in a bed of naan

I'm lying here in my pajamas
Dreaming of the bandicoot
Trying to reach nirvana
Is easy when I'm eating this food

It was an East Indian love affair
It was an East Indian love affair
With you

So give me tandoori chicken
Send a coolie with a message with me
I'll be waiting for your answer of love, my dear
Underneath this tall tea tree

I want to put a diamond in nose
Give you silver slippers that turn up at the toes
I will be your little madras boy
If you be my little [?]

It was an East Indian love affair
It was an East Indian love affair
With you