Lot Lizard

[Chorus]
I'm not a who, I'm a what
Back row pickle park slut
Lot Lizard, Lot Lizard
You made me this way

[Verse 1]
Daddy told me I was pretty
Mommy gave me her disease
Born a coldblooded crack whore dinosaur
Turned me out on the streets

Cloaca money maker
Rig-to-rig and truck-to-truck
Working hard in the yard, shit-pussy super star
Looking for a dick to suck

[Chorus]
I'm not a who, I'm a what
Back row pickle park slut
Lot Lizard, Lot Lizard
You made me this way

[Verse 2]
I don't want your fuckin' pity
Don't you pray for me
Ain't nobody gonna save me, shame me
This is how I want to be

A-sleeper creeper
Want a handjob? Well you're fucked
This lizard ass can multitask
But my arms aren't long enough

[Break]
Na na, na na na na
Na na na, na na na na

"Breaker One-Nine, this is Fruit Pie the Magician
I'm at the Judy Bloom Service Plaza
I'm looking for some commercial company
Pretty face and a big ole waist, come on back"

[Bridge]
Makin' love behind the Love's
Get a Buc-ee's suck and fuck
Want a Wawa chili dog?
We can do it in my truck
Doing gay at the Flying J
Tits and ass at the old TA
Dump my load and drive away
Gotta do when I gotta do a doo doo

I'll get your money
I will get your money
I'll get your money

I'll suck your dick

[Solo]

[Chorus]
I'm not a who, I'm a what
Back row pickle park slut
Lot Lizard, Lot Lizard
You made me this way