Lost in Austen

[Verse 1]
Yo, I respect the work of Jane Austen, bitch
Her use of pastoral analogy is fuckin’ rich
Her grasp on male/female relationships was second-to-none
Though she herself was never married – that’s some irony, son!

Born in…
[Class:] NORTH HAMPSHIRE, ENGLAND!
...to a father who preached
She pioneered the technique of indirect free speech
You want more insight into her real life? Man, that’s okay –
Netflix Becoming Jane with Anne Hathaway

[Verse 2]
If I had lived in her time, I hope we woulda hung out
She woulda seen the real me, she’d get what I’m all about
I wouldn’t fuck her ‘cause she’d be more like a sister to me
Someone in whom I could confide my insecurity
I fuck bitches, wear bling, pimp out my car, see?
But I'm frontin' like Wickham – in my heart I'm Mr. Darcy!

Yo, I wish I‘d been born into a gentler time
Our lack of chivalry in this age is a fucking crime
Like say you wanna hump a girl until she’s ready to burst?
Yo – how about checkin’ with her father first? Ugh!

[Hook]
Better get me a roadmap, y’all. I’m getting’ lost in Austen

[Verse 3]
You prefer Charlotte Bronte? You’re a fuckin’ hick!
All three Bronte sisters can suck my dick!
‘Cause I don’t care if you’re black, Puerto Rican, or Caucasian –
All of us can learn a lesson from Persuasion

These shorties be up on my jock; it’s killin’ me
I’d rather take a bath with Sense and Sensibility
As for my favorite heroine, ain’t no dilemma
Check it: last name Woodhouse –
[Class:] FIRST NAME EMMA!

So respect, motherfucker – sit your ass in that chair
Let Jane transport you to a world where you’ll have nary a care
‘Cause I don’t give a shit how many hoes it may be costin’
Bitches, be gone – I’m gettin’ lost in Austen

[Hook]
Ugh...Crumpets…Novels