Girl, I Wanna Fuck You (But I Don’t Love Jesus)

[Verse 1]
Girl, I wanna fuck you, but I don’t love Jesus
Can’t you overlook it? Lemme get in your jeans this
Doesn’t have to be
Religiously
Sanctioned – the Pope can S my D

Jesus was the King of Kings
But I got lots of other things
Going on, no lie
I’m the kinda guy
Can hang up on a cross and still not die

I can’t turn water into wine
But baby girl, you’ll feel so fine
That here’s the sitch
Gonna make you wish
I’d bury my loaf deep in your fish, oh!

[Hook]
Girl, I can love you
Much better than Christ
I’m twice as sexy
As that guy was nice
Girl, I can love you…
Much better than Christ

[Verse 2]
It’s written in the bible that you should make me come
Father, Son, Holy Ghost – girl, that’s a threesome
Service me good
God thinks you should
Christ may have been a carpenter, but I got wood

Here’s a proposition that can’t fail
My dick is like the Holy Grail
Got an endeavor
That I think is kinda clever:
Try swallowing, girl, you’ll live forever

I’ll lay it out like this
Won’t betray you with just a kiss
I’m a better lover
And a sexy motherfucker
Gonna eat you like you’re my last supper

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Sure, I wasn’t blessed with divine power
But I can rise again in less than half an hour
I don’t mean to boast
But I’m-a make you roast
Open your mouth, receive my host

Damn! Never seen a shorty hotter
Nail you so hard, I’m-a give you stigmata
I don’t believe what you do
But swear to you this is true –
Make you so wet, Christ could walk on you

I’m down with virgin birth
But not with the meek inheriting Earth
Man, fuck the meek!
They ain’t got no sass
Girl, turn both cheeks
Lemme smack that ass

[Hook]

[Spoken Word Outro]
Girl, forgive you. You know not who you do