Little Tiny Mustache

Yeah
You’re either going to like this song
Or kick my ass after the show

[Verse 1]
You’re the love of my life but it cuts like a knife
And I feel that I’m being mislead
See I’m a little concerned for I recently learned
Of the swastika tattoo on your head
And It makes you smile when you hear Sieg Heil
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard
You do goose step salutes in your Doc Marten boots
And you quoted Mein Kampf in our fifth anniversary card

[Hook 1]
I think you’re a Nazi baby
Are you a Nazi
You might be a Nazi baby

[Verse 2]
You keep extensive files on the Nuremburg trials
And you watch them whenever they’re airing
I guess I should’ve know when you bought a new bone
For your puppies named Goebbels and Goering
You showed up late to our very first date
I said, “How are you?”, you said, “White power”
Call me paranoid but I’m not overjoyed when you ask me if I want to shower

[Hook 2]
I think you’re a Nazi
Don’t be lying baby
Are you a Nazi
Are you anti Zion maybe

[Verse 3]
Your every dress is monogrammed SS
You hold an Aryan picnic and bash
And it makes me irate when you say I look great when I wear a little tiny moustache
Your social politics say that races don’t mix and you call it pure blood pollution
And whenever I’m sad you say it’s not so bad, for every problem there’s a final solution

[Hook 3]
I think you’re a Nazi
Give me an answer baby
Are you a Nazi
You drive a fucking Panzer baby

[Bridge]
They say that love is blind then how is it that I have guessed
But then again I met you at the Wagner fest

[Hook 4]
I know you’re a Nazi
And that’s why I’m leaving
I know you’re a Nazi
Sure as my name is Stephen
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