Team StarKid & Joey Richter & Angela Giarratana & Jon Matteson & Mariah Rose Faith & Lauren Lopez
Team StarKid & Joey Richter & Lauren Lopez & Kim Whalen & Jon Matteson & Bryce Charles & Will Branner & Corey Dorris & Curt Mega
Team StarKid & Joey Richter
Team StarKid & Angela Giarratana & Will Branner
Team StarKid & Angela Giarratana & Mariah Rose Faith & Jon Matteson & Lauren Lopez & Joey Richter
Team StarKid & Angela Giarratana & Mariah Rose Faith & Lauren Lopez & Jon Matteson & Joey Richter
Team StarKid & Angela Giarratana & Mariah Rose Faith & Lauren Lopez & Jon Matteson & Joey Richter & Kim Whalen & Bryce Charles & Corey Dorris & Curt Mega
Team StarKid & Will Branner & Jon Matteson
Team StarKid & Bryce Charles & Corey Dorris & Jon Matteson & Lauren Lopez & Joey Richter & Curt Mega & Kim Whalen
Team StarKid & Lauren Lopez
Team StarKid & Mariah Rose Faith & Joey Richter
Team StarKid & Angela Giarratana & Mariah Rose Faith & Joey Richter & Jon Matteson & Lauren Lopez & Kim Whalen & Corey Dorris & Curt Mega
Team StarKid & Mariah Rose Faith & Joey Richter
Team StarKid & Angela Giarratana & Will Branner & Mariah Rose Faith & Joey Richter & Jon Matteson & Lauren Lopez & Corey Dorris & Curt Mega & Kim Whalen & Bryce Charles
Team StarKid & Angela Giarratana
This song marks Will Branner’s StarKid debut as the main antagonist of Nerdy Prude’s Must Die: Max Jägerman, a high-school bully.
[ENSEMBLE]
Huh
[PETE]
He's got the hallway on lock
His fists are always half-cocked
He's got me hiding in my locker
[FEMALE STUDENT 1]
He's got the face of a saint
That post-pubescent strength
The hottest girl, yeah, he knocked her
[RICHIE]
You have a girl, he'll seduce her
[RUTH]
You're not him, you're a loser
[PETE]
It's best to drop and play dead
Place your hands on your neck
Call the feds, lock the thread
He's straight ahead
[ENSEMBLE]
You better leave your hopes bеhind
No one's gonna stop him
You better hopе he's outta sight
Or you're doomed to be a victim
You won't defeat his kind
Never look in the eye
He's a literal monster
[RICHIE]
He is juiced, he is jacked
His hormones on the attack
He's the horror in every rumor
[RUTH]
I swear to God, he has fangs
Everyone knows how he bangs
No one to blame if there's no accuser
[FEMALE STUDENT 1]
I once was his tutor
Then I regarded my future
[ENSEMBLE]
You better
[PETE]
Like a nighthawk he preys
[RICHIE]
Like a jock he clichés
[ENSEMBLE]
And we pray, and we pray
You better leave your hopes behind (You better, you better)
No one's gonna stop him (You better)
You better hope he's outta sight (You better)
Or you're doomed to be a victim
[FEMALE STUDENT 2 & ENSEMBLE]
He roars (And he roars)
And we cry (And we cry)
He's the reason (He's the reason)
With no why
[ENSEMBLE]
He's a literal monster
A damn literal monster
[MAX JÄGERMAN & ENSEMBLE]
I roar (Huh, huh)
And you cry (Huh, huh)
I'm the reason (Huh, huh)
You run and hide
I'm a literal–
[MAX JÄGERMAN]
Don't need no one to tell me
High school will be my peak
So I'm willin' to take advantage
There's only one out of reach
Her name is Chastity
It's a wound I can help her bandage
You all look disappointed
[ENSEMBLE]
B-b-but
[MAX JÄGERMAN]
You couldn't do if you wanted
[ENSEMBLE]
You better
[MAX JÄGERMAN]
So keep on judgin' me
That comes with infamy
You can leave, but you won't
Stay in your seat
[MAX JÄGERMAN, ENSEMBLE, MAX JÄGERMAN & ENSEMBLE]
You better leave your hopes behind
You better leave your hopes behind (You better, you better)
No one's gonna stop him
No one's gonna stop me (You better)
You better hope he's outta sight
Outta sight (You better)
Or you're doomed to be a victim
You won't defeat his kind (You won't defeat my kind)
Never look in the eye (Huh, huh)
A predator of his size (A predator of my size)
(He's a literal monster)
Cross your heart, hope to die (Huh, huh)
You can watch as I rise (He's a literal monster)
I will claim what is mine
I'm a literal monster
Literal Monster was written by Jeff Blim.
Literal Monster was produced by StarKid Productions.
Team StarKid released Literal Monster on Fri Sep 15 2023.