Liquored Up

[Intro]
Hey, yo man, what are you gonna do to get a drink up in here?
Hey bartender! Hey, yo bartender!
Yeah, what's up baby, let me get a whiskey on the rocks

[Verse 1]
Pouring 'em up, I'm pounding 'em down
It doesn't matter what we sippin' on, just order around
We out on the town and I'm on a mission tonight
I'll be drinking every drop of any liquor in sight
Nothing less than 80 proof, that goes for the ladies too
I'ma put them down until I'm acting like a crazy fool
Damn I'm such a hot mess, now I'm talking nonsense
Maybe I should stop this
"Yo, you want a shot?"
Yes!
Bring it on, let's slam a Sambuca
Later on it's Jäger, your man's in a damn stupor
But not a party pooper, so I'm still in the game
So much swagger as I stagger with a swerve and I sway

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey bartender, pour me a shot
And I'ma chase it with a whiskey on the rocks

[Chorus]
Hot dang, your man's gettin' liquored up
Don't put your drink down shorty, I'ma pick it up
And sip it up, one day I'ma give it up
But baby not tonight
I'm gonna rip it up, party till I'm wicked drunk
Everybody raisin' up a cup and gettin' liquored up

[Verse 2]
Yep, I'm gettin' liquored up
Can't see, bitch it sucks
I was seeing double, but now I be seeing triple stuff
Can't seem to drink enough, ain't none of us got class
I would drink some bleach if it was poured into a shot glass
Got trash, throw it up
Here's a glass, throw it up
Ain't nobody seen a crew of drunks that's drinking more than us
Getting buzzed, blasted, smashed as a bastard
Tipsy and lit, shit faced and I'm laughing
Can't nothing compare to the way doing these shots feel
Bitches gettin' pissed 'cuz I knocked over their cocktail
Rude and I'm reckless, spilling people's beverages
I'm about to send a bitch drunk text messages

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey bartender, make it a double
I'm gettin' drunk and I'm lookin' for some trouble

[Chorus]
Hot dang, your man's gettin' liquored up
Don't put your drink down shorty, I'ma pick it up
And sip it up, one day I'ma give it up
But baby not tonight
I'm gonna rip it up, party till I'm wicked drunk
Everybody raisin' up a cup and gettin' liquored up

[Verse 3]
Thugs just wanna kick me out, bartender shut me off
Told my chick buy a round and I'ma let you suck me off
I feel invincible, no longer invisible
I'm the man of steel, ladies find me irresistible
Very impressive when I'm two-steppin'
Now I'm on the bar, I'm dancing to Def Leppard
Damn I'm gonna hurt somebody
They say the booze will kill ya
Don't judge me Judy, you should tell it to my ruined liver
Now I'm belligerent, people wanna fight me
No one in here likes me, not even my wifey
I can't even stand now, yo we got a man down
That's cause I be taking in more liquid than a ShamWow

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey bartender, I need some alcohol
I don't care if it's after the last call

[Chorus]
Hot dang, your man's gettin' liquored up
Don't put your drink down shorty, I'ma pick it up
And sip it up, one day I'ma give it up
But baby not tonight
I'm gonna rip it up, party till I'm wicked drunk
Everybody raisin' up a cup and gettin' liquored up

[Bridge 2x]
Pass me the bottle, 'cuz I'm gonna drown my sorrows
And I ain't gonna stop drinkin' till I see the sun tomorrow

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey bartender, I busted a glass
By the way baby, you got a fat ass!

[Chorus]
Hot dang, your man's gettin' liquored up
Don't put your drink down shorty, I'ma pick it up
And sip it up, one day I'ma give it up
But baby not tonight
I'm gonna rip it up, party till I'm wicked drunk
Everybody raisin' up a cup and gettin' liquored up

[Outro 2x]
Pass me the bottle, 'cuz I'm gonna drown my sorrows
And I ain't gonna stop drinkin' till I see the sun tomorrow