Linguini Cold Medicine

[Verse 1: Coley Moley]
Yo, you got a cold? (Achoo)
Stories told, behold the linguine cold medicine
Not biomedicine, Peterson
You have a cold (Yes)
Did I not make my words bold?
Buy the linguine cold medicine (Alright)
It will help, don't eat kelp, or you will welp for help
Go online to the linguini store
So you aren't bored

[Verse 2: W4VEFORM]
Don't do amphetamine, just buy that medicine
The linguine cold medicine
Let me make my words bold
You got a cold
Behold the linguine cold medicine
Deja vu, you got to take a poo (Argh)
Yo, people say I'm funny like that bunny
That just craves up on honey (But, who?)
But, hey, you got a runny nose, Bose?
Well, buy the linguine cold medicine (Okay)

[Verse 3: Coley Moley]
Like a monkey, stay on the branch (Oh)
Eat ranch, then you get a cold?
Buy the linguine cold medicine
You got a headache? Well, bake this into your thoughts
"I should've bought that linguine cold medicine"
You are cold? That means you're old
Well, were my words bold?
I just sold a couple of our products
I know, I told you we're making racks
We will see your backs
We are the linguine cold (Medicine)

[Verse 4: W4VEFORM]
The flavor gave her a taste of linguini (Yum)
Sign a waiver that you will love this linguini cold medicine
You got a cold
I'm a savior, graver, you should buy this linguine cold medicine
Don't be a berk, you tiny little freakin' jerk
We got the highest perk (This goes hard)
Linguine a week keeps your health at peak
We are at the highest peak
Don't let your pants leak
They are?
Well, buy that linguine cold medicine

[Verse 5: Coley Moley & W4VEFORM]
(Intermission? Okay, I mean)
Man, I am braver than a savior
For buying the linguine cold medicine
The engraver is in favor (Fire)
We be like a raver at the party
Your time at school is tardy
This medicine be tasting tardy (Uh)
Don't eat lard
Or else you will be bombarded with fat
You got a pet rat?
It got a cold (No, my rat)
Well it bit you, now you got a cold
Our words were definitely bold
Buy the linguine cold medicine
Now don't get too old
Don't even start to bow, just vow
And drive the the linguine store faster than a cow
Ow

[Verse 6: W4VEFORM]
We are in favor, as you have signed this waiver (Uh, done)
Now you must buy this linguine cold medicine
The flavor, tastes like linguine
The shaver isn't on
I am savior, save her then I gave
Her a linguine cold medicine (Incoming)
The flavor is in favor
With the engraver at the party like a raver
We aren't in danger, don't get shot by the rangers
The park rangers but we aren't going to do that
Because we are nice unlike Lucas
Who smells like mucus
Including because he is an idiot

[Chorus: W4VEFORM & Coley Moley]
Were our words bold?
You got a cold?
Stories told
Behold the linguine cold medicine

[Verse 7: Coley Moley]
We rap and tap the rhyme on time (Rap-tap-rap-tap)
And you should spend a dime
For that linguini cold medicine
Let's make a comparison with the bread oven (Cha-ching)
Acting like Fred Dutton
Don't push our buttons
With the linguine cold medicine
It works better, and like we said
Send us a letter, and we will send you a nice comfy sweater
Don't be a forgetter
Our words were bold, and like we said (Deja vu)
Behold the linguine cold medicine

[Chorus: W4VEFORM & Coley Moley]
You got a cold?
Stories told, behold
The linguine cold medicine