Linguini Bros & poisoned & Coley Moley
Linguini Bros & poisoned & Coley Moley
Linguini Bros & poisoned
Linguini Bros & poisoned & Coley Moley
Linguini Bros & poisoned & Coley Moley
Linguini Bros & poisoned & Coley Moley
Linguini Bros & poisoned & Coley Moley
Linguini Bros & poisoned & Coley Moley
Linguini Bros
[Intro]
(Linguini Bros)
[Verse]
Ayy, it was a new day
I sway out of my bed
Brushed my teeth, spun around and ate my linguine
As If I was that one man named Martini
But wait, I was pretty darn thirsty
So I got out of my chair looking like I was about to attack a bear
I went to my fridge, grabbed a cup of water
When I spun around my linguine was gone
So I went to the phone I called "linguine 1 1"
And was like
"Somebody just stole my linguine off my plate
And I was ready to show them their fate
They were gone and I was simply getting my water"
Linguine busters came in and was like
"Put yo hands up"
I was like, "bro, they're gone
We got to find them"
They ran out and I went out to get a tan
I got a frying pan in case I needed it
I saw the linguine busters bust into a house
And they took out the owner
And sucked the linguine out of their mouth
Then they decided to put them in a boat
And I was like, yay, my linguine
I even ate it with all the slobber over it
Still tasted good but I think I might've gotten sick
It was a pick, if I would go to the doctor or not
They would say I'm stupid for eating a drooled-on-linguine
But I said heck it
I went and did a test
And they said I was stupid for eating that slobber-infested-linguine
But who cares? It was fine dining to me
And after that I was out and had to pee
[Outro: W4VEFORM]
So here's the moral of the story
If Dory, or you need help because your linguine is stolen
Just call linguine 1 1
And they'll get the problem done for you
And you will win
Throw the thief in the trash bin
Man now I put on a grin
Linguini Busters was written by Linguini Bros & poisoned.
Linguini Busters was produced by ESKRY.
Linguini Bros released Linguini Busters on Wed May 04 2022.