Like Snape

You despise everyone
And everyone despises you
None of this surprises you
When you are Snape

The endless halls of the school
Of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Fill you up with... misery
When you are Snape
Oh, no

But it's okay
To feel like Snape
To feel so sad and grumpity
Just relax
There's no escape
At least you're in good company…
That's me

I've been bothered again
They treat me like a compost heap
Sometimes I could almost weep
(It's true)
For I am Snape
(Severus Snape)

But when it's night and I sleep
I dream of just the strangest things
A stunning pair of angel wings
The Flying Snape
Oh yes

And it's okay to fly like Snape
And leave this place
For somewhere new
Off I soar
Until I wake
I fall, that's all
I'll ever do