Life of a Scammer

[Intro]
(Yeah, Baby, you did this one)
(Yeah, Baby, you did this one)

[Verse 1]
I just pushed an old lady out a wheelchair, she was going slow
I just scammed a Walmart, when I walked out, I almost broke my toe
Bout to rob my dad apartment, but I think that I forgot the code
Damn

[Interlude]
Hold on, hold on, hold on
*Phone dialing noises*
Alright, we back

[Verse 2]
I just beat a old ass nigga up for a bag of chips
And I'm going to the top, Jimmy Neutron, in a rocket ship
Bitch talkin 'bout we related but we not in no relationship
Like BK, I'm the ruler and they know that I am not a Crip
Bad bitch work at Hooters, so you know imma give her a tip

[Interlude]
Pause, pause
I'm not talkin bout the money, my nigga
Bring that beat back

[Verse 3]
How the fuck you broke yo sunglasses? They was brand nеw
Fat bitch wanna get in the water, look likе Shammoo
Two humps on her back, yeah, that bitch look like a camel
Spitting heat in the mic like a mofucking candle
Big cl4pers know I do it, it is not shit that I can't do
Niggas said that imma hoe, when they momma getting ran through