[Verse 1]
Lick a warthog's spermy dick
Lick a bulldog's nasty ass
Lick a mule deer's dick
Lick a male camel's dick
[Chorus]
Lick a horse's asshole
Lick a horse's asshole
Lick a horse's asshole
Lick a horse's asshole
[Verse 2]
Lick a tamarin's ass with French's mustard
Lick a rhino's dick with "Rijon" mustard
Lick a camel's ass with Bull Louisiana hot sauce
Lick a tiger's dick with Open Pit barbecue sauce
[Chorus]
Lick a horse's asshole
Lick a horse's asshole
Lick a horse's asshole
Lick a horse's asshole
[Verse 3]
Lick a chimpanzee's dick with Cheez Whiz
Lick an Arabian camel's smelly ass
Lick a polar bear's smelly bootyhole
Lick a dik-dik's funky ass, jerk
[Chorus]
Lick a horse's asshole
Lick a horse's asshole
Lick a horse's asshole
Lick a horse's asshole
[Outro]
Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Folgers: It's the best part of waking up