Ben Folds & Nick Hornby
Ben Folds & Nick Hornby
Ben Folds
Ben Folds & Nick Hornby
Ben Folds & Nick Hornby
Ben Folds & Nick Hornby
Ben Folds & Nick Hornby
Ben Folds & Nick Hornby
Ben Folds & Nick Hornby
Ben Folds & Nick Hornby
Ben Folds & Nick Hornby
Ben Folds
Ben Folds
Ben Folds
Ben Folds
Ben Folds
Ben Folds
Ben Folds
Ben Folds
Ben Folds
Written about the real life Levi Johnston who did, in fact, get Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, pregnant. This caused him to gain a lot of attention that he very clearly didn’t want and ranted on MySpace about it. These posts were then actually used in the writing of this song.
Levi Johnston - Wik...
Woke up this morning, what do I see?
Three thousand cameras pointed at me
Dude says, "You Levi?"
I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir."
"Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter."
So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister
"Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol."
And they all laugh and say, "Where you been, sonny?
"Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency."
And I say, "Mother-in-law? No -- we ain't getting married!"
They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it."
I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
And tell her what's going on:
I'm a fucking redneck
I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
And kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling, I guess
You fuck with me and I kick your ass
So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
And sex outside marriage is against our religion
And when I try to tell 'em I'm eighteen years old
They say, "Levi, it's too late
"You gotta do as you're told."
So I say, "Mother-in-law? No -- we ain't getting married!"
They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it."
I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
And tell her what's going on:
I'm a fucking redneck
I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
And kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess
You fuck with me and I kick your ass
I'm a fucking redneck
I live to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing
And kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess
You fuck with me and I kick your ass
I like to shoot the shit, do some chillin' I guess
... Kill some moose
Levi Johnston’s Blues was written by Ben Folds & Nick Hornby.