Let’s Get Hagrid Fired

A new teacher at Hogwarts
It’s true; have you heard?
Care of Magical Creatures
Go ahead and spread the word

Do you know yet who’s teaching?
I asked my mum and dad
What did they tell you?
‘The gamekeeper — are they mad?’

What do you do when you’ve got a stupid teacher?
We’ve got just the plan
Let’s get Hagrid fired!
Go tell everyone you can

[spoken:]
Hagrid fired!
Did you hear?
Tell everyone
Okay
Hagrid
Did you hear?
Fired!

Did you hear about Hagrid?
Did you hear about Hagrid?
Did you hear about Hagrid?
Did you hear about Hagrid?

[sung:]
Let’s get Hagrid fired
That big, clumsy oaf
How could they have hired
Someone who belongs in the zoo?

Let’s get Hagrid fired
That big, clumsy oaf
How could they have hired
Someone who belongs in the zoo?

I’ve heard that he’s dangerous
Obsessed with wild beasts
Drinks like a madman
Especially at the Hogwarts feasts

He’s not intelligent
He wears a hairy suit
I know my father’d be upset
If he knew I learnt Blast-Ended Skrewts on the first day of class

What do you do when you’ve got a stupid teacher?
We’ve got just the plan
Let’s get Hagrid fired!
Go tell everyone you can

Let’s get Hagrid fired
That big, clumsy oaf
How could they have hired
Someone who belongs in the zoo?

Let’s get Hagrid fired
That big, clumsy oaf
How could they have hired
Someone who belongs in the zoo?