Legendary Anchor Ron Burgundy Welcomes You to His Album: A Life, A Song

[Spoken]
Ah, hello, I'm legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy. Currently, I'm here in my 400 square-foot bathroom, enjoying a bubble bath while eating a ribeye steak, some waffles, and a pilsner glass of Bailey's. In other words, I'm in heaven

For years now, people will ask me what I think makes the world go 'round. Money? Too obvious. Love? Only if it's done right. No, in my opinion, it's music. Or "lyricus", as the Greeks called it. The Iroquois called it "shandela", which means "the cobra's gyrations"

Well, my lifelong love of music--hold on, let me just havе some waffle herе. [chews] Ahh, that's good waffle, hmm. Swig of Bailey's, wash it down... My lifelong love of music is now yours to enjoy, with this collection of songs I call "Ron Burgundy: A Life, A Song"