Afternoon Delight

[Spoken intro: Ferrell]
This next song is, quite simply, the greatest composition in human history. And if you disagree, I will fight you

[Verse 1]
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way

[Pre-Chorus: Rudd & Carell]
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting

[Chorus: All]
Sky rockets in flight, Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

[Verse 2]
Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight

[Chorus]
Sky rockets in flight, (Bwooo...) Afternoon delight, (...ooowip!)
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

[Interlude]

[Bridge]
Please be waiting for me baby when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'fore the sun goes down

[Pre-Chorus: Rudd & Carell]
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting

[Chorus: All]
Sky rockets in flight, (Bwooo...) Afternoon delight, (...ooowip!)
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhh-ahhhhhh--

[Spoken: Ferrell]
We sound good! We sound really good!

[Spoken: Rudd]
I'm freaking out; we sound great!

[Outro: All]
Afternoon delight