Lean and Unwashed Tiffy

[Chorus]
I'm a lean and unwashed tiffy
I come up from Plymouth town
I can fix it in a jiffy
If you'll hand that spanner down
If you'll hand that spanner down

[Verse 1]
Portland girls are ravin' beauties
'Specially in the summertime
They'll make you curse these weekend duties
Makin' love to grease and grime
Makin' love to grease and grime

[Verse 2]
I kissed her standin', kissed her lyin'
Then I called her turtledove
If she'd had wings, I'd've kissed her flyin'
That's the way I won my love
That's thе way I won my love

[Chorus]
I'm a lean and unwashed tiffy
I comе up from Plymouth town
I can fix it in a jiffy
If you'll hand that spanner down
If you'll hand that spanner down

[Verse 3]
She left me for a wardroom chappie
She said he's a better man
She needs wine to keep her happy
All I drink is black and tan
All I drink is black and tan

[Verse 4]
I'm goin' back to J-Go's [?] mansions
There to end me life on shore
Joinn up with them barracks stanchions
Go R.A. forevermore
Go R.A. forevermore

[Chorus]
I'm a lean and unwashed tiffy
I come up from Plymouth town
I can fix it in a jiffy
If you'll hand that spanner down
If you'll hand that spanner down