Lazy

[Intro: Seth Sentry]
Yeah, Seth and PEZ
Extremely lazy
I can’t even be bothered doing this song, really
All right, fuck it, look

[Verse 1: Seth Sentry]
I'm pretty certain I'm the laziest person I know
I sit at home in the day with the curtains all closed
Just burnin' a roach, watching Murder She Wrote
'Cause I lost the remote and to search for it's so hard
That I’d rather sit and work through the show
Till it's over, then it's Oprah, I prefer a good soap
Fuck it, I watch commercials and I purchase my phone
And then return it after thirty days dirty and broke
(You said, "No questions asked") I gotta leave these burgers alone
'Cause I’ve almost outgrown the only shirt that I own
Plus, I'm pretty sure that someone burgled my home (No?)
I swear I had a girlfriend and some furniture though
I’m broke, dope rapper murder a flow
But it's so much work to go rehearse for a show
Shit, I used to do gigs and freestyle for two minutes
Lose interest and be in home in bed before the tune finished
Illusionist at work, I had it good
Just stand in one spot at a job and try to look stressed
Yep, and that’s the key to success
Success sucks, mate, I couldn’t give a fuck less
I'm feeling the ceiling, I'm killin' these raps
I just wrote the punchlines and PEZ filled in the gaps
Perhaps it’s a fact that if I napped less
I’d have more time to practice and make my raps fresh
Yeah, I’m lazy man, I say so, geez
But what they don’t see is my skills up on Halo 3
All my friends think I’m straight OG
So I stay low-key and buy my games with a fake goatee
(Is that you, Seth?) Yeah, that’s me
Lazy as fuck, man, where’s that weed?
(Seth Sentry) And I ain’t gotta say no more
'Cause I'm bored, it's time to take this game off pause

[Chorus: Seth Sentry & PEZ]
(Man, you’re lazy) Yeah, I know
(You’re lazy) Yeah, I k... I know
(You’re lazy) Shut the fuck up, I’m telling you so
(Seth, you’re lazy) Yeah, I know you already said it
So why you sweating me so much?
You’re fucking giving me a headache
(Man, you’re lazy) Yeah, I know
(You’re lazy) Yeah, I know
(Fucking lazy) Shut the fuck up, I’m telling you so
(Seth, you’re lazy) Yeah, I know you already said it
So why you sweating me so much?
You’re fucking giving me a headache

[Verse 2: PEZ]
Yeah, all right, I’m gonna give you all a pre-warning
The whole way through this verse I’m gonna keep yawning
I’m not tired, I’m not even uninspired
You see, this is me when I'm fucking wired
I’ll retire after making this song
'Cause I’d rather spend my day getting wasted on grog
Why? 'Cause I'm lazy, yep, my real age is eighty
I only look young 'cause I couldn’t be bothered ageing
Or changing, I still wear a nappy like a baby
I’m waist deep in shit, still waiting for Mum to change me
("Mum, hurry up… this fucking stinks
It's really unpleasant")
And when I'm havin' food
People always think I'm rude, or I'm paralysed
Or that there’s something wrong with my appetite
'Cause I refuse to move
"Hey Dad, when you're finished cuttin' that
Do you think you could chew that too?"

[Chorus: PEZ & Seth Sentry]
(You’re lazy) Yeah, I know
(You’re lazy) Yeah, I know
(You’re lazy) Yeah, Seth, I said I fucking know, mate
(PEZ, you’re lazy) Yeah, I know you already said it
So why you sweating me so much?
You’re fucking giving me a headache
(Bro, you’re lazy) Yeah, I know
(You’re lazy) I fucking know
(You’re lazy) All right, mate, just give it a rest
(PEZ, you’re lazy) Yeah, I know you already said it
So why you sweating me so much?
You’re fucking giving me a headache