Lawnmower Of Love

I've got this drive to be eaten alive
That's the only reason I can see
'Cause we've made a fine art out of falling apart
And that's always how it's gonna be
I've thought of leaving you
But where would that leave me?
I keep coming back to you

I'm just dumb enough
I'm just numb enough
I'm just standing in front of your lawnmower of love

You're not too sure just what you're looking for
But you know you need a new referral
And you live your own life, and you're nobody's wife
Just like any other Cosmo girl
In the rate-your-mate questionnaire
My score makes your hair curl
But you keep coming back to me

You're just bored enough
You're just out of your gourd enough
You're just standing in front of the lawnmower of love

We're just dim enough
We're just out on a limb enough
We're just gonna get cut up by the lawnmower of love

So welcome to the Love Capades
Where everything bleeds before it fades
And sometimes we get caught up in the blades
But it used to be okay
It used to be that all we had to spend
Was what attention we could pay

But now you're the queen of the horrible scene
And we're both at our ropes' ends
We're cranky and glum, and we know we've become
An embarrassment to all our friends
They say we're on the rocks
But it all depends
We keep coming back for more

We're just lame enough (lame enough)
We're just the same enough (same enough)
We're just standing in front of the lawnmower of love

We're just sad enough (sad enough)
We just haven't had enough (had enough)
We're just gonna get cut up by the lawnmower of love