Laughing Jackie The Pimp

Laughing Jackie smiled so sweet
He ran the girls who worked our street
They worked all day and night to put
Diamond cufflinks on his shirt
With his sliver-handled walking stick
Jackie never missed a trick

Laughing Jackie
Handsome in his tailored suit
Laughing Jackie
Always in a pleasant mood

Laughing Jackie never mad
When a cutie stashed a wad
See his cane, it spins and twirls
Laughing as he beats the girls
If he got a broken one
There's always more where that came from

Laughing Jackie
The Bus Station Runaways
Laughing Jackie
They all wound up at Jackie's placе

Then one day the Russians camе
To put a stake in Jackie's claim
Jackie thought he could resist...
Oh that's a trick that Jackie missed

Jackie bang your little tin cup
Hoping for a coin to drop
The Russians beat you with your stick
But Jackie don't you look so sick -
Isn't it every pimp's ambition
To one day become a musician?

Laughing Jackie
With his funny, wired-up, broken jaw
Laughing Jackie
He's not laughing anymore