Last Boss

[Intro]
One hundred thousand years ago it was written
That a demon would return to stalk the land of the livin'
A kid was told never to cheat in games, but he didn't listen
As a result a demon manifested in this game-system

[Verse 1]
As I awoke I felt my hatred directed
To you, the kid who needed to be taught a valuable lesson
A child who wasn't shown that all games should be respected
I decided, here and now to leave a lasting impression
First off, I disabled all the codes that were messin'
With game mechanics such as infinite ammo for all your weapons
No more unlimited lives to use at your discretion
And now your in-game hero is easily bested
After a few deaths, you leave your house in order to check if
The game enhancer that you purchased at the store was defective
You bring a new one home and plug it in but I disconnect it
Inside your system in order to leave the game unmolested
You can't beat the first level, now that you're sweatin'
Unable to understand the fate that you have been destined
"But why am I losing?" You can't answer the question
And nothing could save you, not even divine intervention

[Chorus}
I'M. THE LAST. BOSS
I'M. THE LAST. BOSS

[Verse 2]
Now you're sittin' back appalled and shocked and annoyed
Thinking back at all the bosses that you couldn't destroy
All the really simple hazards that you couldn't avoid
Whether a cruise missile or a derelict asteroid
Every game you play, each strategy you try to deploy
Gets broken down just like a cheaply manufactured toy
You blame your game system, but it's just a decoy
To hide this demon in this system out to murder you boy

[Chorus]
I'M. THE LAST. BOSS
I'M. THE LAST. BOSS

[Verse 3]
And now you're totally dead, son, it's a shame
I've beaten you to total death at every game
And every generation that comes out is the same
You buy an Action Replay X or something equally lame
And when the cheats don't do you good you bitch and moan and complain
Till people think you have something completely wrong with your brain
You never ever win and now it starts to drive you insane
Until you start to look at consoles with a look of disdain
And now your game career is over just as fast as it came
No one believed you your affliction was as bad as you claimed
And in reality they're right, no demon could ever change
The fact that you fucking suck ass at games!

[Chorus]
I'M. THE LAST. BOSS
I'M. THE LAST. BOSS

I'M. THE LAST. BOSS
I'M. THE LAST. BOSS

I'M. THE LAST. BOSS
I'M. THE LAST. BOSS