8-Bit Pimp

[Verse 1]
I'm a vocal cannon, verbal Mega Man and
I'm so damn boss some people call me Ganon
But I'm not pig-headed, so much as big-headed
I kill MCs with ease, like cheese I leave 'em shredded
Don't forget it, yo, I keeps it retronomical
My skill is astronomical, I jump over the obstacles
Travel 'cross the land so that I can get my coins
And I'll score with the girl if she'll give me bonus points
Ain't no princess I can't handle
The way you're stretching in the bed, they call me Bionic Commando
And just to give you an example
I'm like a cross between Rambo and Hattori Hanzo
I love to shoot 'em up, I love to slice and dice
A Nintendo can be used as a flotation device
It works for me, now I know I'm the shit
I'm a bonified pimp player... 8-bit

[Chorus]
8-bit, players and pimps
Throw your hands up high
(Throw 'em up!)

8-bit, players and pimps
Throw your hands up high
(Throw 'em up!)

8-bit, players and pimps
Throw your hands up high
(Throw 'em up!)

8-bit, players and pimps
Throw your hands up high
(Throw 'em up!)

[Verse 2]
You see, I create rhythms for 20-year-old systems
And sound mechanisms in a quest to garner wisdom
And now I learned a lesson, got some problems or a symptom?
Don't bother trying to fight it man, just pimp 'em
Pimpety Doo-dah, Pimpety-dizzle
Nobody beats the 8-bit A_Rizzle
If your girly wanna play, don't think that you're disturbin'
Just give me a blow, and then I'll start workin'
I got pixelation of the brain, I'm so edgy
I've come to kick ass and take names, ask Reggie!
Some say I'm retarded or lame, but they don't
Understand I've just restarted the game
And now, I've got 30 lives, but I only need one
And I'm miles ahead now that I pack a spread gun
It's game over, you're done son, that's it
You're fucking with a pimp player, 8-bit

[Chorus]
8-bit, players and pimps
Throw your hands up high
(Throw 'em up!)

8-bit, players and pimps
Throw your hands up high
(Throw 'em up!)

8-bit, players and pimps
Throw your hands up high
(Throw 'em up!)

8-bit, players and pimps
Throw your hands up high
(Throw 'em up!)

[Bridge]
Now let me see you shake it
Let me see you shake it
Let me see you shake it, shake it, 8-bit
Let me see you shake it
Let me see you shake it
Let me see you shake it, shake it, 8-bit
Let me see you shake it
Let me see you shake it
Let me see you shake it, shake it, 8-bit
Let me see you shake it
Let me see you shake it
Let me see you shake it, shake it, shake it

[Verse 3]
They say pimpin' ain't easy, but for me it really is
I don't know why I've been blessed with all these skillions
Runnin' and jumpin', and punchin' and duckin' and
Flyin' and spyin', and causin' malfunctions
I love that shit! The 2A03
If you don't know that, son, you don't know me
The competition's so free, I'm so legit
I'm a bonified pimp player, 8-bit!

[Chorus]
8-bit, players and pimps
Throw your hands up hight
(Throw 'em up!)

8-bit, players and pimps
Throw your hands up hight
(Throw 'em up!)

8-bit, players and pimps
Throw your hands up hight
(Throw 'em up!)

8-bit, players and pimps
Throw your hands up hight
(Throw 'em up!)