Larry Emdur

[Intro: Vents]
"Make sure the price is right before you come on down"
Next up, the friendship squad. Unbreakable friendship
The Funkoars with a track called Larry-fucking-Emdur!
Dedicated to the man in The Price Is Definitely Right

[Chorus]
(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)
(Suddenly, do my ears deceive me?)
(Dope, the fourth time this week)

[Verse 1: Sesta]
We in a one-horse race here (race here)
Larry E in the place here (place here)
Now everyone pretend to be like Larry Emdur
But you're never quite like him so check it out, fuckin'
Eyes glued to the idiot box
Steal my little boy's daipers, now I shit in my jocks
Now I ain't even gotta move so I didn't for a month
Till my feet turn green and my dog bit 'em off
Your favourite host he lack stamina
You're like cats, David Koch kinda character
I'm a barracker of the baddest man on the map
Call him Laz or better Larry fuckin'
Give a fuck what the survey said or what your family do
I'm out to win, watch my family feud
So we can all get together 'cause we one and the same, now
Calm the fuck down, we all screamin' his name, "Larry!"

[Chorus]
(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)
(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)
(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)
(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)
(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)
(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)
(Suddenly, do my ears deceive me?)
(Dope, the fourth time this week)

[Interlude]
You get in that ass, Larry, that's what the fuck you do
You got a spray paint can, right? "Larry was here"

[Verse 2: Trials]
It's like hold up! Yo, something's missin'
Come down the house, see how many fucks are given
And consider this: (What?) Take a walk through the scary door
I'll make you feel it like a lump that wasn't there before
Summer go quick, gets long in the winter
Now you in deep like wearing thongs in the pisser
Did you really think you'd give 'em our thunder
Funkoars forever, motherfucker, cowabunga
(Meanwhile) Back at the lab I'm making something killer
You dance around like a dickhead in the fucking mirror
(Simple) They sound down, we sound better
Foul bachelor frog that caught salmonella
Ella, ella, ella, heh
Put the I before the A, motherfucker, yeah
Larry Emdur, flashy, T, Hons and Setty
Do the shit walking like Steve Moneghetti

[Chorus]
(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)
(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)
(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)
(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)
(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)
(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)
(Suddenly, do my ears deceive me?)
(Dope, the fourth time this week)

[Verse 3: Hons]
I feel like Neil Patrick Harris in the Leisure Suit, ask position
Never move only then we bury you
That goes for Mr Trials, Reflux and Setty too
And the whole G.E. squad let ya set the mood
(Larry fucking Emdur) Bar tabs like the sun got
Pastiest rapper stage [?] sunblock
Like a drunk poker player, sometimes we run hot
Till we get cocky then we splash the pot
Pay the man his money and beat me straight up
And 'Oars only play high stakes, you better save up
Rappers chase the catch like The Price is Right, mountain climber
Take a shot and miss, thinking they a sniper
But they not and they fall from grace
And next week somebody take their place
It starts become Disposable Arts - Masta Ace
Shit, they sell their soul if the market pays arse

[Chorus]
(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)
(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)
(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)
(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)
(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)
(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)
(Suddenly, do my ears deceive me?)
(Dope, the fourth time this week)

[Outro: Vents & Trials]
(That's what it is)
Hey Trials. What it is?
Guess what, man? What's up, man?
We're halfway through the tape. Already?
Yeah, man, can you believe it? Man, what's next?
I'm having a lot of fun right now. What's next?