Lapis Lazuli vs Flame Princess

[Intro]
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
LAPIS
VS
FLAME PRINCESS
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Flame Princess]
To put out this Eternal Flame would take a Magical Mirror--cle
I’ma’ light this track up, and yes, I mean that literal
I’m a Queen, overthrew my father and brought law and order
I won’t outmatched by the likes of Bob the Terraformer
Burn you more traumatically than how your past transpired
Trapped in your own reflection like a reversed vampire
And now your biggest weakness happens to be your power
I’d be moody too if I was scared to take a shower
You should work on your health, you’re a bigger mess than your fandom
It’s no use crying for hеlp- your homeworld left you abandoned

[Verse 2: Lapis Lazuli and Peridot]
Um… It’s Lapis...
And I’vе got a phat diss for this Cinnamon addict
I’ve had it with Brutes like you; pray I let you stay intact
You’re more unbalanced than malachite-- a right pyromaniac
Come on at me with your final form; you can do nothing to me!
You’ve got useless fireballs and a short fuse to rival Ruby’s
I’m ruthless, i’d move an Ocean just to take your red throne
After a drizzle of my flow-- I think you’d need some time alone
Unhand her, you fire clod; she’ll hit you with a tidal wave
Worse yet you’d have to face a Peridot’s unbridled rage

[Verse 3: Finn the Human]
Leave her be, buttmunch! I’ll bring pain bigger than your ego
Why would anyone ever be Barn mates with this green Dorito

[Verse 4: Peridot]
Log-date 7 17 2; I’ve been challenged by a defect
Who should be looking for his dad-- not protecting his evil ex
Ugh-- Finn the Clod! You don’t know who you’re talking to!
What time is it? It’s time to push another human off the roof!

[Verse 5: Finn the Human]
Hitting me with metal rods seems incredibly impractical
It’s ironic that this Triangle’s anything but Mathematical
I’ll batter you- the rock with a Lumpy Space Princess attitude
Go tell Yellow Diamond that you lost this rap battle too

[Verse 6: Peridot]
This is none of your Bismuth, you didn’t have to come along
But gee this kid is so lonely, he ends up talking to his dog
On the top of this Food Chain though logically I’ve further questions
Why come battle me when it’d end in another rejection?

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC... Cartoon Made Rap Battles...