Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman

[Intro]
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
BART SIMPSON
VS
ERIC CARTMAN
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Bart Simpson]
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you, Cartman
It's not smart, man; facing off with Bart, man
This racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
Don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
Soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is
Fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic?
And your highest form of comedy is Terrance and Phillip
Do you want your ass kicked? The Simpsons already did it!

[Verse 3: Eric Cartman]
ARGH! I'M NOT FAT, I'M JUST BIG BONED!
And I’m about to drag your ass out, just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto, you’re fucking done
You’re more of a big fat bitch than Kyle’s mom!
Go Go Jo Jo, and fucking cancel out
So you can run back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

[Verse 3: Bart Simpson]
Ay Caramba! Who the hell are you messing with me?
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
It's like you worked at the Qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
You want something to eat fatso? Then eat my shorts!

[Verse 4: Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski]
Well your mom is so poor, that she actually watches your show
You’re more of a jew than Kyle! Shut the fuck up, fatso!
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble, and you know what's worse?
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!