Lag Wagon

He doesn't know what he's gonna say
Put in the unit to deplete Ozone Layers
Unemployment is my scene
Brain dead - the fumes I breath
Put in the unit to deplete Ozone Layers
Carp fucking sucks
Too dumb to care
The S. B-Goleta connection
Feelin' like a champion
All aboard the lagwagon
It's fast enough for me
Slow
Me
And
My
Friends
On the Couch
Give me a sofa, and some snacks
The idiot box-that T. V trash
The V. C. Are, some stupid films
The remote control
Fuck the bills
There's no point in a job
The pay just sucks if you're a slob
I'm not lying
I'm lazy
And all my friends are just like me

Garga jibs and metal riffs
Beer bongs and bong hits
I fucking hate that scene
Santa Barbara boredom
Goleta-postmortem
Small town minds
Can you relate to me?
All aboard the lag wagon (repeat 9 times)
Laggin'!
Can you please slow down, please?
Stop!
Can you please slow this thing down, please?
Stop!
Can you please slow this down?
Stop!