This entire song is David Yow’s version of the aristocrats joke (
The Aristocrats
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" The Aristocrats" is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians since the vaudeville era. It relates the story of a family trying to get an agent to book their sta...
There's a girl playing her piano
There's a little girl playing her big piano
While her mother gives her an enema
While her mother
While her mother gives her an enema
While her mother
And then the daddy comes in
And jacks off on the piano
And jacks off on the piano
And jacks off on the piano
And jacks off on the piano
Meanwhile at the maternity ward
Nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer
Fucks the whole place up and kills all the babies
Destroys the monitoring system
[?]
Called the doctor, said, "Look what I've done"
She called the doctor, said, "Look what I've done"
She called the doctor, said, "Look what I've done"
Doctor comes in
Pops a boner and jacks off in her cap
And then the motel manager comes by
Takes a little shit in his hand
Then he takes a shit in his hand
Then he takes a little shit in his hand
And then he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick
He puts it on like lipstick, lipstick
Lady Shoes was written by Mac McNeilly & David William Sims & Duane Denison & David Yow.
Lady Shoes was produced by Steve Albini.
The Jesus Lizard released Lady Shoes on Thu Feb 21 1991.