Krampus

[Intro]
Shut up (What?)
Oh the chestnuts are roasting
It's so toasty inside
So much joy and delight
The stars are shining bright this Christmas night
This is stupid
Learn how to write a song
I'm tired of this
I can't write a Christmas song
It's stupid
Watch where you're swingin' that
Don't tell me what to do
Shut up
I hate you all

[Verse]
Butchered some elves, they didn't leave me alone
I skinned a headless reindeer to use as a coat
'Cause it's cold, I'm so cold, it's freezing cold
Icicles coming out of my stupid nose
What else could go wrong?
I got eggnog on my dong
Then I slipped and fell
Now my sack is really long
I accidentally killed my whole family
In a violent outburst of insanity
Spending Christmas alone, and that's okay with me
Hypothermia surgery
Christmas past came to teach me a lesson
So I broke his nose and slit his Achilles tendon
Bent his arms a bunch of ways it shouldn't be bendin'
I'm wearin' his face so I don't draw attention
Deck the halls with piles of feces
Fart, fart, fart, fart, fart, fart, pee pee
Everything is terrible and I have a yeast infection
I have a yeast infection
I hate you

[Outro]
You're a ho, ho, ho