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A darkly-comedic song in the vein one would expect from the oeuvre of anyone connected to Filthy Frank, making prominent use of a sample of Penn Jillette saying “Shut the fuck up” on Penn & Teller: Bullshit! as part of the beat.
This is one of Pink Guy’s most successful songs to date, garnering...
[Intro]
Shut (God damn)
The fuck up
Shut (Yeh, yeah)
The fuck up
[Hook]
Kill yourself
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Please, please kill yourself
You should really-
[Verse]
Poo poo, pee pee, penis and vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
So fucking delicate like mommy’s fine china
If you have complaints, please wait your turn and line up
I got a message for these little fags tryna
Be a momma's boy and a teacher's pet, pimple face, asswipe
Looking like they just had a gyne-cologist
Stick five fingers in your ass, no lube
So whatcha gonna do?
If you’re number one, shove it up your ass and make it number two (ooh)
Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I'm hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
(oooh)
Ha-ha, no comma
Bitches with their self esteem get out of the sauna
My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
I only joke about diseases, a reference that only you can catch
('Ew, oh my god')
And if you think you're fucking grown up
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
Stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips, bitch
Go outside and ride a bike or something
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
"Your life flashes before your eyes!"
Oh wait, it's your Google Glasses
Nevermind, faggot
Just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign, faggot
I'm not done yet, you get up and you go home
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
And then you can hang yourself
(Is that the end of the story?)
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, no son
[Hook]
Kill yourself
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
[Outro]
(I got a little bit of that anal cream for your asshole)
Kill Yourself was written by Pink Guy.
Kill Yourself was produced by Pink Guy.
Pink Guy released Kill Yourself on Fri May 23 2014.
The video starts with an annotation in the top left corner “Please do not take this video seriously.”