Friendzone

[Verse]
Do you know why you're lonely?
It's 'cause you're fat... and gay
Girls don't choose the nice guys
And you're a nice guy!
But you're fat...
And you're fucking gay
And why don't girls see the inside?
Oh, they do!
And they see
That you're still fat and gay

[Chorus]
There's no such thing as the
Friendzone, friendzone, oh-oh
The only reason that you're lonely
Is 'cause you're fat and gay
There's no such thing as the
Friendzone, friendzone, oh-oh (balls)
The only reason that you're lonely
Is 'cause you're fat and gay