Kids for the Weekend

[Verse 1]
Trying to catch him
When he's got a second's
About as hard as I get
When I start to text him

Just the thought of being
Next to him, instant erection
Might as well give it a shot
I'll never learn my lesson

[Pre-Chorus]
What's up, Daddy?
I miss you badly
Let me come see
You come see me

[Chorus]
But he's got his kids for the weekend
So, I guess that I'll have to wait
Maybe some weeknight after 8

He's got the kids for the weekend
He's got priorities, that's great
But daddy has no time to play

[Verse 2]
He's the cutest guy
I've met in my entire life
If it weren't for the age gap
I'd make him my wife

And as for his ex-wife
He says she's really nice
If I was her
I think I'd hate my fucking life

[Pre-Chorus]
What's up, Daddy?
I miss you badly
Let me come see
You come see me

[Chorus]
But he's got his kids for the weekend
So, I guess that I'll have to wait
Maybe some weeknight after 8

He's got the kids for the weekend
He's got priorities, that's great
But daddy has no time to play

[Verse 3]
I think it's so great that they're sharing custody
But this arrangement doesn't work much for me
But the times I'm with him are the happiest, really
But I know we're really just living a fantasy

[Chorus]
He's got his kids for the weekend
So, I guess that I'll have to wait
Maybe some weeknight after 8

He's got the kids for the weekend
He's got priorities, that's great
But daddy has no time to play

He's got his kids for the weekend
So, I guess that I'll have to wait
Maybe some weeknight after 8

He's got the kids for the weekend
He's got priorities, that's great
But daddy has no time to play