Favorite Son

[Chorus]
I'm the king of the faggots
Favorite son of your daddies
Trick or treat, casting dick magic
Got you developing a habit

I'm the king of the faggots
Favorite son of your daddies
Trick or treat, casting dick magic
Got you developing a habit

[Verse 1]
You know me, I'm a heck of a guy
I just smoke in my bedroom, I dont drink and drive
I wouldn't harm a fly unless he plagiarizes me!
But who'd do that? 'Cause after all, I'm nothin' special, right?

I got the best lyrics
I got the coolest beats
Creatively none of ya is
Gettin' in fronta me

I'm not really that cocky
But I gotta brag
You know you really gotta
Hand it to a fuckin' fag

I don't have a lotta dollars
But I got death threats and stalkers
And I'm so honored, no

Really, 'cause that's what I always dreamed of
Now watch them blame me when I get kidnapped and beat up
'Cause I'm afraid to manifest anything more severe
And I have had my fair share of trauma to my urethra
In the past year

But that's a story for another song
I'm sure it won't be long

[Chorus]
I'm the king of the faggots
Favorite son of your daddies
Trick or treat, casting dick magic
Got you developing a habit

I'm the king of the faggots
Favorite son of your daddies
Trick or treat, casting dick magic
Got you developing a habit

[Verse 2]
These other sluts wanna ride the wave
That I created, but they kind of all sound the same
They might give it good, but they really don't have brains
They oughta blow it out their head, they're just about the fame

They wanna know what's so fucking special about me
It's my delivery
Elocution on fleek

They like the way I rap
They say I sound cool
I got the golden pipes
And I can lay it too

[Chorus]
I'm the king of the faggots
Favorite son of your daddies
Trick or treat, casting dick magic
Got you developing a habit

I'm the king of the faggots
Favorite son of your daddies
Trick or treat, casting dick magic
Got you developing a habit

F-f-favorite son of your d-d-daddies
Trick or treat, casting dick magic
M-m-m-magic

[Verse 3]
Everything I do is so amazing
You oughta be ashamed
Of all the tribute you're not paying
To my father-fucking greatness

I'll forgive someone for lateness
But the disrespect'll have you making payments
Got your souls, and now I'm coming for your faces
If you weren't so fucking basic
I might put you on my playlist
But you really are the lamest
Fucking loser I've aquainted, but
I came to bring the pain
To all you lames
And I do it by being amazing

[Chorus]
I'm the king of the faggots
Favorite son of your daddies
Trick or treat, casting dick magic
Got you developing a habit

I'm the king of the faggots
Favorite son of your daddies
Trick or treat, casting dick magic
Got you developing a habit

I'm the king of the faggots
I'm the, I'm the, I'm the k–
I'm the king of the faggots
Favorite son of your daddies
Trick or treat, casting dick magic
Got you developing a habit

[Outro]
I'm your number one fave, Jack Swaggot
Genius, I make it look magic
Got you obsessed and attracted
Now play it again, faggot