Kelly’s Heroes

[Verse 1]
Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sing like serfs
Jesus was a black man
No, Jesus was Batman
No, no, no, no, not at all
That was Bruce Wayne

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Who's got the biggest
Who's got the biggest
Who's got the biggest brain
For a year I did bang her
And Dennis sleeps fucked off
He'll surface again

[Chorus]
Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sing like serfs
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes
Most of these men sing like serfs

[Verse 2]
He's never a sad man
Or so call mean bad man
Or that's just down to the strain
Well he hand out fish, man
With his centred parted suntan
Then cut all the lame

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Who's got the biggest
Who's got the biggest
Who's got the richest brain
Jesus was a black man
No, Jesus was Batman
No, fuck, ow
That was Bruce Wayne

[Chorus]
Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sing like serfs
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes
Most of these men sing like serfs

[Sampled speech]
We lead double lives
We deal in sex and beautiful women
(Contemplating)

[Chorus]
Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sing like serfs
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes
Most of these men sing like serfs